1. How much is your mother’s fault? I don't have a mother, so I wouldn't know. I'm a Cylon, so I guess it's my fault. Although if you want to get technical, whoever actually initially designed the Cylons should be at fault, so I guess that goes back to humanity. So really, it's your fault.
2. Do you have an “inner child”? Karl says so. It doesn't feel like it around here sometimes, though.
3. Polkas: Joyful dance or just plain dotty? Er... what? I don't even know what that is. If it's a dance, that's a frakking sorry excuse for a name.
4. Why didn’t Jesus turn the water into beer? Because it wasn't what the One True God wanted His Son to do.
5. If you had multiple personalities, do you get to add up all their IQ’s for your total score? Is this a joke? I'm a Cylon. Do you know how many Number Eights there are out there right now? I keep running into different models of me on a daily basis. I don't have multiple personalities, just multiple mes.
6. The Big Bang Theory: Fascinating science or just wondering if you’ll lose your virginity? If you're talking about evolution versus creation, then yes, it's fascinating in the sense of all of this has happened before and it will all happen again. No matter what God or gods you believe in, no matter if you have faith or science on your side.
7. If you arrest a mime, does he still have the right to remain silent? On Galactica, no one is ever silent in the brig. No one.
8. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, do the other trees laugh? I would. Then again, I'd probably be projecting the falling tree...
9. Should Disney make animated porn? Should who? What?
10. Is Satan self-possessed? Who is Satan in this scenario? Gaius Baltar? I'm going to say he's obsessed and self-everything. The man's pure ego.
11. What is the level of importance that elevates a guy getting shot to an assassination? If he fraks around with anything political or with the military. Basically, don't piss off Roslin or the Old Man, ever. Or for that matter, anyone with the last name of Adama.
12. What happens if a baby falls into the Fountain of Youth? Does it disappear? Not unless it drinks the water, I guess. Seriously, this is a question?
13. Do vegetarians still bring home the bacon? Yes. Trust me, when you've been living on a battleship and you're lucky to get algae as food for years on end? Yes, they most definitely do.
Muse: Sharon "Athena" Agathon
Fandom: Misc. TV/"Battlestar Galactica"
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