Well, I guess we named her right.

[number_eight]

Your result for The Mythological Goddess Test...

Hera

Indeed, you are 46% erudite, 79% sensual, 79% martial, and 46% saturnine.

Hera, Queen of the Gods, patroness of married women, and wife to the prodigiously unfaithful Zeus, was a remarkably faithful wife in contrast to the infidelities of her husband. Over and over, Zeus would sneak around and cheat on her, and over and over, Hera would try and thwart his amorously clandestine plans. After reading several accounts of this relationship, you get the impression that the whole thing was a big game to these two.

Unfortunately, the mortal women that Zeus was so attracted to usually didn't find the game very much fun, especially once Hera found them out. For while Hera could be noble and generous, she was no one to mess with. Her temper was infamous. After all, this Greek Goddess saw to it that Troy was destroyed and that every last Trojan was wiped out of existence, simply because Paris thought Aphrodite was hotter than she.

Even Artemis, “Queen of Animals”, “Mistress of Wild Beasts” and of the whole of wild nature, is said to have appeared like a frightened pigeon when Hera, angry at her on account of Artemis' support of the Trojans, grabbed her by the wrists and boxed her with her own weapons, warning here that "…if you match yourself with me you will regret it."

By the way, the animal sacred to Hera was the peacock.

The Fifteen Goddesses

These are the 15 categories of this test. If you score above average in …

…all or none of the four variables: Neit. …
Erudite: Minerva. …
Sensual: Aphrodite. …
Martial: Artemis. …
Saturnine: Persephone. …

Erudite & Sensual: Isis. …
Erudite & Martial: Sekhmet. …
Erudite & Saturnine: Nemesis. …
Sensual & Martial: Hera. …
Sensual & Saturnine: Bast. …
Martial & Saturnine: Ilamatecuhtli. …

Erudite, Sensual & Martial: Maeve. …
Erudite, Sensual & Saturnine: Freya. …
Erudite, Martial & Saturnine: Sedna. …
Sensual, Martial & Saturnine: Macha.

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Comments

[burnandrave.livejournal.com]

If Helo starts acting like Zeus, I'll help you beat him up.

I know you're a Cylon and stronger than me, but the added help would just be, you know. For support?

[number-eight.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't the Old Man be "Zeus", anyway? *laughs* Although, I don't think I would want him to act this way.

We could always tag-team him for fun.

[burnandrave.livejournal.com]

We could always tag-team him for fun.

Frak me, Sharon, I nearly just choked on my water. I really hope you mean sparring, or else, you're a lot frakking kinkier than I thought you were!!!

If anyone's Zeus, I'm saying it's Roslin. ::laughs::

[number-eight.livejournal.com]

Sparring! Sparring, Kara! God, get your mind out of the gutte-- no, never mind. That's impossible for you to do. *smirks*

Oh, don't let Roslin see that you said that.

[burnandrave.livejournal.com]

Hey! No it isn't. I think about other stuff!! But sure, I'll spar Helo with you--poor guy, we might be too much for him. ::smirks::

What if I told you Helo and I hooked up once, a long time before you were around?

Why? She likes me. Besides, after you nearly shoot someone, they give you some leeway. I hope.

[number-eight.livejournal.com]

He held his own against Lee. Hey, he was the one who got him back into shape! I think he might last out against us for... oh, two seconds? *grins*

I don't have a claim on him before he met me. It might be weird for a little while, but I'd probably get over it. And then kick my husband's ass for not telling me himself.

Right, right. Tell that to Boomer and the Admiral. Tell that to your husband and Lt. Gaeta. Be careful, Kara, okay?

[burnandrave.livejournal.com]

Haha, well, I've had my ass kicked by a Cylon once before. But I bet you'd be nicer to Helo than that bitch Six was to me on Caprica.

We should go drinking again, and then I'll tell you.

I didn't actually shoot anyone, Sharon.

I don't know what the frak got into Sam when he did that. I'm still kind of pissed about it. I just forgot about it with the whole, "Him being a Cylon" thing.

[number-eight.livejournal.com]

*winces* Sorry about that. If it makes you feel better, she kicked my ass, too.

Sounds like a plan. Maybe I can get drunk this time around!

No, I know, I know. I guess I'm just projecting my own crap with that Six, Natalie, that I shot. Sorry.

I'm pissed at him, too, and Lt. Gaeta isn't even that close to me. But, he's close to Karl and he is still upset. I don't know what to tell you. Again, talk to him? Things went to hell there, all the yelling and confusion.

[burnandrave.livejournal.com]

That woman should be so frakking good at kicking ass in a dress and those frakking heels.

And this time, I could control myself and not tell you embarrassing stories about me and Baltar.

Does it make it worse because she was--one of you? Frak, I'm sorry, you don't have to answer that if you don't want. Half the time I forget that you're--you know. A Cylon.

I will. Actually, I--

[locked to Sharon]

We did talk. Okay, so we didn't talk. We, um.

Sparred.

[number-eight.livejournal.com]

*smirks and says nothing*

Yeah, probably a good idea. Especially if we're going to be talking more about your sex life.

No, it's okay. I don't mind. Honestly, it didn't matter to me. I just wanted to save Hera. The thing that got me was that the Old Man told me I had murdered someone, when I know for a fact that when Boomer was shot by Cally, she didn't go to hack for murder. I'm not sure if I should be happy that the rules have changed or not.

[Locked to Kara]

Uh-huh. Which means you frakked.

[burnandrave.livejournal.com]

And mine with your husband. But it was a long time ago, I swear!

Of course you had to save Hera. I would have done the same for--

Well. It doesn't matter. You just did what you had to do for someone you love. I get that.

[locked]

Yeah. Gods. So, that happened. And then we went to sleep. And now I'm right back to being a bitch to him.

I'm in a better mood, though.

[number-eight.livejournal.com]

That was sort of my point.

I love Helo, I do. But I love Hera more. I can't explain it.

[Locked to Kara]

Better mood? Well, that's... better, right?

[burnandrave.livejournal.com]

Oh. You know subtlety is not my strong suit, Sharon.

I think you're supposed to think that way, about your kids.

[locked]

Yeah, I...I guess? I mean, we even...he stayed the night. First time we'd done that in a long time. Gods, Sharon, it's all so frakking confusing. I love him, I do. And he says stuff to me and I just...I say these things and they're so mean---ugh.

Love is stupid. I should stick to things with batteries.

[number-eight.livejournal.com]

No, really? I never would have guessed.

Really? I wouldn't know since she's all I've got. It's not like I have parents of my own to use as role models, either.

[Locked to Kara]

He loves you, you love him. This doesn't sound confusing, it sounds good.

Right?

[burnandrave.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's what they say.

[locked]

Everything with me is complicated, Sharon, come on.

I just don't know what to do.

[number-eight.livejournal.com]

[Locked]

You'll figure it out. Later rather than sooner, probably, but you will.

[burnandrave.livejournal.com]

[locked]

Gee, thanks for the vote of confidence, Athena.

You're probably right.

[cylon-prophet.livejournal.com]

I would definitely agree that you are noble and generous and yet no one to mess with. I imagine the others of your model would say the same.

[number-eight.livejournal.com]

I'm not really sure what to say to that. Thank you, I guess.

[cylon-prophet.livejournal.com]

I hear that a lot. It is all right.

I have never thought you a traitor, you know.

[number-eight.livejournal.com]

D'Anna told me that I was. At this point, it doesn't matter. All that matters to me is keeping Hera safe, from humans and from Cylons.

[cylon-prophet.livejournal.com]

You don't have to worry about me, Sharon. Your child is an amazing gift from God. I would not harm her in the slightest. She is our future.